someone please come pick me up and drive around all night with me just listening to music and talking about life
If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.
Go cut the grass.
It’s 2 am
You heard me. Use a flashlight.
it builds character
When you have an entire story written in your head and wish it would just write itself already:
Steven Universe: The Crystal Gems’ Ultimate Foe
This is a non-profit parody.
Updates every weekend.
BEST IS BEST!
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
Yo wtf is this? Blac Chyna needs to beat her and Tyga’s asses fr.
Blac Chyna pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssseeeeeee
Caitlyn Jenner just showed the world how to use privilege for good
During her ESPYs speech, Jenner went out of her way not only to talk about the struggling, bullied transgender youth every where but the challenges facing transgender women of color specifically. She mentioned advocates like Laverne Cox and Janet Mock, but also those whose lives we’ve lost like Mercedes Williamson.
absolute queen
wow
this is fucking thought provoking
brands are for the sake of advertising so people will remember their company and hopefully buy from them, this is a known business tactic. trees do not want to sell anything and probably couldn’t care less if you don’t recognize them theyre fucking plants bye
People are more focused on branding and spending money than learning about the world around them. So fuck you for defending that.
I’m with the first guy. Brands are designed to be recognized. You can’t help that. But unless you’re using plants in your field or are just a big nature nerd there will rarely be a need for you to recognize every plant by their foliage.
Might as well learn every different kind of mineral, gas, compound, organism, etc in the universe ever.
“Mom can you tell me what leaf this is?”
“Honey I honestly have no idea”
“Fuck you mom, you consumerist sheep”.
LMAO what the fuck am i gonna do with knowing what kinds of leaves those are. tumblr please.
if you’re over 30 and you follow me please unfollow me. you have no business following me and you scare me